*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*
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"It was probably nothing but it felt like the world."written by Morrissey, Autobiography (p. 141)
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never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
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not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
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you may have a hot body but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here
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